How to Be Single on Valentine's Day Weekend

Aghhhh!!!! Valentine's Day. The fake ass holiday invented by companies like eHarmony and Hallmark for the poor, unfortunate, love struck souls on this football we call Earth. Unlike a huge chunk of my friends, I am not of those souls. I'm single. VERY single. This, for me, is Day 1 of Valentine's Day weekend. Let's see how this shit goes. Who knows, I just might find somebody.

Valentine's Day Weekend - Day 2

Okay, I've realized that I'm forever alone and I'm spending Valentine's Day single. But that's okay. A wise dipshit once told me that when life gives you lemons, make orange juice so the world wonders how the fuck that works. #wordsofwisdom 

But I haven't made plans that are set in stone. All I know is that something will happen and 2016 is gonna be different for my love life. Until next time, peace out girlscout 

Cooties review

Last night, I watched the movie, Cooties, and I thought that it was a decent movie to watch when you're on spring break or just getting off of the school bus. But for some odd reason, it's  even better when you watch it after doing  your homework.

The horror-comedy opens with a scene showing you how everyone is about to get infected. The chickens at their local food processing plant are infected, yet they still chose to make nuggets from them. The cootie infected nuggets are delivered to a school and a little girl eats them at lunch. From there, the students go to recess where all hell breaks loose and the teachers realize that something is wrong with the kids, very wrong. The teachers band together and find a way out of the situation. With a couple good jokes and jump scares, Cooties is the movie to watch. I'd give it a 4/5. 

Until next time, peace out girlscout 

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Midterms

Midterms- the one week of the school year everyone is simultaneously ready to claw out their eyes and drop dead. A week or two ago, one school had the day off because someone called in a bomb threat. The week of tests. That shit wasn't random. Someone forgot the definition of an isotope or wasn't trying to figure out the authors purpose. Come on guys. 

I found out how I did on my math test. I got an 86%. Fuck yeah!! I'm still clueless about every other class, but until next time PEACE OUT GIRL SCOUT

Reason Behind The Hiatus

Look, I've been neglecting The Weekend Chat a lot and I've come to a conclusion. I want to have a podcast. But I won't do it alone. I'm looking for a co writer or co writers. Which ever happens first I guess. With that said, I'd also like to point out the fact that I just finished the book Beautiful Creatures and I cried. A lot. That's all I have for now. Peace out Girl Scout 

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